you know you're from massachusetts when...

The person driving in front of you is going 70 mph and you are cursing him for going too slow.
haha, yup.

When ordering a tonic, you mean a Coke...not quinine water.
ummmm, sure.

You actually enjoy driving around rotaries.
weeee...look kids, there's the sagamore bridge...look kids, there's the sagamore bridge...look kids, there's the sagamore bridge...

You almost feel disappointed when someone doesn't flip you the bird when you cut them off or steal their parking space.
hmmm, not really...i'm not that mean.

You know how to pronounce the names of towns like Worcester, Gloucester, Leicester, Billerica and Haverhill.
good luck...i enjoy hearing people try those.

You have driven to New Hampshire on a Sunday in order to get beer.
well, i live in nh now and mass finally has packies open on sundays, so not anymore.

You know that there are two Bulger brothers, and that they're both crooks.
if you say so.

You know what they sell at a packie.
well, duh.

You know at least one bar where you can get something to drink after last call.
not any longer.

You can actually find your way around Boston.
for the most part.

Evacuation Day is a recognized holiday.
mmhmm

You know what First Night is.
yeah, but i haven't gone in a few years.

You know at least one guy named Sean, Pat, Whitey, Red, Bud or Seamus.
ummm, nope, lol.

You think the rest of the country owes you for Thanksgiving and Independence Day.
haha

You have never been to Cheers.
of course not.

When the words 'WICKED' and 'GOOD' go together.
'wicked' precedes many adjectives/adverbs in my vocabulary.

You knew that there was no chance in hell that the Pats would move to Hartford.
of course not.

You have gone to at least one party at UMass.
yup

The curse of the Bambino was taught in public schools.
haha, yeah.

You own a "Yankees Suck" shirt or hat.
something like that.

You think Doug Flutie is the greatest athlete ever.
kinda before my time.

You remember exactly where you were when the ball rolled through Buckner's legs.
no, but it was 1 week after my 12th birthday.

You pray for the Red Sox to win the World Series not this season, but in your lifetime.
clearly, this was written a while ago.

You know how to make a frappe.
never actually made one.

You know that "Big Dig" is also a kind of ice cream you can get at Brigham's.
if you say so.

You actually know how to merge from 6 lanes of traffic down to one.
he with the largest vehicle wins.

You never go to "Cape Cod", you go "down the Cape".
depends on whom i'm speaking to.

You think that Roger Clemens, Wade Boggs and Derek Jeter are more evil than Whitey Bulger.
haha

You went to Old Sturbridge Village, Plymouth Plantation, or both, on field trip in elementary school.
i'm from plymouth, so of course we went to 'plimoth plantation'.

You can drive to the mountains and the ocean all in one day.
and i've done it.

You know that the Mass Pike is some sort of strange weather dividing line.
as is the cape cod canal.

You know that P-Town isn't the name of a new rap group.
lol

You do not recognize the letter "R" as a part of the English language.
sure it is...at the beginning of a word.

You've called something "wicked pissa".
i actually never have, but have heard it many times.

You have driven to either Rhode Island, New Hampshire or Vermont for a tattoo.
mass finally allows tats.

You've slammed on your brakes to deter a tailgater.
oh, shit yeah.

Know at least three Tony's, one Vinnie and a Frank(ie).
yup

Paranoia sets in if you can't see a Dunkin Donuts, ATM or CVS within eyeshot at all times.
haha...i need my double-d's.

You keep an ice scraper and can of de-icer on the floor of your car...year round.
ice scraper, yup.

You still try to order curly fries from Burger King.
speaking of fries, i'm hungry.

You order iced coffee in January.
damn straight.

You know what candlepin bowling is.
yup

You drive 45 minutes to New Hampshire to save $5 in sales tax.
don't need to now, but i'm sure i will once i move out of this otherwise backwards state.

You've pulled out of a side street and used your car to block oncoming traffic so you can make a left.
guilty as charged.

You've bragged about the money you've saved at The Christmas Tree Shop.
no...but i've known many people who've worked there.

You know what a "regular" coffee is.
yup